"Joe Dirt" Report

Joe Dirt was a really funny movie; it is about a guy that was abandoned at the age of eight at the Grand Canyon.

The story starts out when he is mopping a entrance way next to the elevators, then one of his friends takes him in to this place were the radio station is broadcasting live. Then his friends puts him on the air and he introduces himself, after they talk for a while he starts telling this story about his journey to find his parents. The story begins when he is standing in a trash can.  Then he gets out of the trash can when he is walking around he can’t find his parents or anyone in his family he cannot even find his family’s car. Then he tells about how he grew up a little living on just change that he found I guess. Then it shows him sitting next to a fire he had made and in the sky he sees a shooting star, it is apparently a meteorite and when he sees it in the ground he carries it with him in a wagon everywhere. He even eats on the thing and sleeps on it. Then he goes to a place to see how much this giant thing is worth, turns out it is poop from an airplane! After that he is stealing from  a farm but one day the dog parts are stuck to the porch, he calls the dog’s owner brandy out and he and her get the dog privates unfrozen. After that Joe and brandy become really good friends. But what Joe does not know is that brandy has a huge crush on him, after that brandy’s dad’s leg is taken off by a train. The dad is so furious he shoots the dog because he didn’t get help. (In the dog’s defense dog’s cannot talk so how could the dog explain that the dad is stuck in a railroad track.) After that joe decodes to take off the farm with the dogs ashes later he finds a really nice car that this women is selling, he is working in advertising for a dentist’s company not making a lot of money. But the lady is nice enough that she tells him to pay whatever is in his pockets and she will give him the car. (Why are people not like her I would want a car like a Lincoln for like five dollars and forty nine cents).  After that trouble strikes as when he is fixing a hot air balloon he gets a ride from it and lands near an oil rig that is hiring and pays three hundred and sixty dollars just in a day. After that he hitches a ride to a carnival and works there for a while. After that he tries to call brandy but the guy who wanted to marry her answers and tells Joe that she found his parents but does not want him to come back to the town.  After that he gets really famous and discovers his parents are not dead, he finds out they abandoned him and that they did not forget him. He is so mad he kicks over there shelf with a whole bunch of clown statues. After that he is on the ledge of the bridge saying that he is going to kill his self. But brandy shows up and she tells him she is in love with him and she wants to get married Joe says yes but he falls off the bridge. But luckily there is a bungee cord tied around his legs, he hits his head and passes out. He wakes up in his home with brandy and some people he met. They surprise him with a very nice car and new hair implanted into his head.

That is basically where the movie ends, it is a good movie though and it is very very funny.